No One Drinks and Drives in North-East PA

Nope. Nobody ever drinks and drives around here. And they all have really great taste in beer, too. I know they must because they keep the good stuff to drink at home while tossing the swill out the window -- not that anyone would ever litter around here, either.

Found just about EVERYWHERE on the side of the road.

Seriously, people. Don't drink and drive. And don't litter, either. Broken beer bottles are a bike tire's worst enemy.